New Year Grab a Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Burgundy text reads "PALISADES &

Burgundy text reads "PALISADES & BIRCH" beside a heraldic shield crest with four quadrants containing an "H

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

the man committed to his jingle

Stacked green text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB

Smaller distressed white text reads "ESTABLISHED" above clean white serif numerals "1987" at the base

New Year Grab a Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Burgundy text reads "PALISADES &Resolutions are just elaborate lies people tell themselves before returning to their habits. The only honest New Year's tradition involves admitting that optimism pairs best with alcohol. The Details: White block lettering reads "NEW YEAR!" above yellow text stating "GRAB A BEER!" in bold sans serif typography. A cartoon beer mug character displays a smiling face with stick arms and legs, topped with white foam and surrounded by yellow decorative