Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Tank Top science with a red banner across

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

" with individual characters split diagonally between white and light blue

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Inspired by Teen Wolf

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Tank Top science with a red banner acrossScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense